Gotta Watch Those Girls From Texas...

[SmokeShow]

Gotta Watch Those Gals from Texas >
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given duties to their new wives.
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> The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
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> The second man had married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw that it was better. By the third day, he saw that his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
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> The third man had married a woman from Texas . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

:rofl: :hehe:

 

[bullfrogjohnson]

I hear everything is bigger in texas including the women:rofl::rofl:

 

[rushingbc]

Bullfrog, let my girlfriend hear you say that...... and i've been to NC, the women ain't much better there.......

 

[mplteddy]

:rofl:

 

[2500HeavyDuty]

Girls Night Out-Texas Style...

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother : Where are ya'll going ?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother : I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter : But mom!! Please!! It'll be okay.

Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.

Daughter : But Tiny is going with us...

Mother: Well, in that case, it should be okay.. Ya'll have fun!

 

[2500HeavyDuty]

Some Texas gals can get pretty big...

 

[LBZ]

Good Lord That Chick Is Huge!!

 

[2wd_Sled_Puller]

LOL thats funny shit

 

[LarryJewell]

I hear everything is bigger in texas including the women:rofl::rofl:

Thats not true, my wifes not big , oh wait, she's from Maine