Gotta Love Texans

RodZZilla

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Jan 6, 2007
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So this department of Water Resources representative stops at a

Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I

need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation."



The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over

there."



The Water representative says, "Mister, I have the authority of the

Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed

to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or

answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"



The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.



Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep

running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is

gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly

terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools,

runs to the fence and yells at the top of his

lungs.....

"Your card! Show him your card!"
 

malibu795

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Thats funny. i been chased by a few bulls not funny at all

What is worse is Cow just after she has calved :eek:

boars and sows will chase you as well IF there is pigglets loose and they can move...

family had some black angus(?) steers... mean fkers they are.. 120V electric fence didint faze them at all..


jokes funny as well ):h
 
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James Hess

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being a fellow texan i can laugh at this. and being a fellow ranch hand in past days i can definatly laugh at this! but seriously it really sucked when the animals got pissed :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: