Good Sheep
Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the WestVirginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep,since that's illegal an' all. Anyway, the key witness was an oldfella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheepwas raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw: "Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin'grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, realquiet-like."
"And then what?" asked the prosecutor.
"Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close."
"And what happened after that?"
"Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple ofminutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!"
Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jurymember next to him and said, "You know... a good sheep'll do that
Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the WestVirginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep,since that's illegal an' all. Anyway, the key witness was an oldfella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheepwas raised. The prosecutor asked the witness what he saw: "Well, I was walkin' along, and saw this sheep just'a eatin'grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, realquiet-like."
"And then what?" asked the prosecutor.
"Then he unbuckled his belt, and pulled the sheep close."
"And what happened after that?"
"Well," said the witness, "they sorta shook for a couple ofminutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around... an' licked him!"
Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jurymember next to him and said, "You know... a good sheep'll do that
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