an old alien traveled to earth with a young-hot gun alien. They landed on earth at 4am at a gas station. the young alien walks up to the gas pump (since it was flashing and seemed the most alive) and says- “take me to your leader“ and of course the pump says nothing. He gets pissed and says “mother fer take me to your leader” and the pump says nothing. So now really pissed he pulls a gun, at which point the old alien walks away and says I wouldn’t do that. The young alien gets pissed off and blasts the fuel pump and it blows up, throwing the young gun back about 500 feet. He gets up and ask the old alien WTF, how did you know? The old alien says “I have traveled the universe, and have found that any creature that can take its dick, throw it over its shoulder and around its self and hold it in its hand I don’t want to ever piss off”
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