[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]New FDA Warnings[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.[/FONT]
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.[/FONT]
