Early Dismissal

[jbarker@bankspower]

Subject: Early Dismissal

It is near the Christmas break of the school
year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really
nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to
have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I
ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want
to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven
Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
"Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can gohome."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,
"Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your
country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,
"John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able
to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bit*#$ would
keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID
THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

[MadMaxx61]

:happy2::happy2::rofl::rofl:

 

[Vrabel]

:spit::rofl::spit::rofl::spit:

 

[emiller3]

I likey:spit:

 

[aggar]

haha that's good.:rofl:

 

[maxaholic]

:spit:

 

[whitetrash21]

:rofl: Funny.....