Cleveland Browns

[Noreaster]

Did you hear the?Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Ohio??
First offense - they give you 2 Browns tickets.?
If you get stopped again - they make you actually attend the game.

What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl??
The Cleveland Browns!

What do the Browns and Billy Graham have in common??
They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard??
Put up a Goal Post.

What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring??
A Thief!

What's the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill??
You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

How many Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl??
Nobody knows and we may never find out.

What do the Browns and possums have in common??
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

[TheBac]

Who's the most sadistic person on the planet?

The guy who buys season tickets to Lions games. :rofl:

 

[Noreaster]

Aren't you a Lie-down fan Tom?

 

[TheBac]

Yes, 38 years.

The Browns will make the Super Bowl before the Lie-downs do.

 

[Diesel Pilot]

C'mon man!

Do you have to kick us when we're down?

PS. Browns are stealing the Pat's GM!:rofl:,,,,who used to be a Brown.

 

[TrailerproPop]

C'mon man!

Do you have to kick us when we're down?

PS. Browns are stealing the Pat's GM!:rofl:,,,,who used to be a Brown.

Yea that's where they got their last coach! :bdh:

 

[minisub]

As a Steeler fan living in Cleveland I find this very funny.

However, I think the demise of old man Wirz and the subsequent resurgence of the Blackhawks should give Browns, Lions and Pirates fan hope. (these are the 3 worst run franchises in sport, no?)

You just need to out-live the current awful ownership and anything is possible....:rofl:

 

[TheBac]

Cardinals, Clippers and Lions are the worst run, IMO.


Barry did all he could, but it wasnt enough. WCFord (sorta like WCFields, isnt it?) acts like a spoiled child with the Lions. His mantra is, "Nobody is going to tell me how to run MY team!!!"
But the big problem is the fans who continued to pack Ford Field every year for a bad product.

 

[Samdweezel05]

I hate hockey.

Phil

 

[minisub]

Well, there's no accounting for taste...