Always take the window seat

[McRat]

when flying:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/11/drunk-passenger-urinates-on-11-year-old-girl-on-red-eye-flight/

I wonder how often folk get peed on when flying?

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

so he got up.....whooped his peter out.....and just let this girl have it? were those 8 drinks he had double shots of jack back to back?

 

[x MadMAX DIESEL]

Don't know about that but actually its common to piss yourself at night if your drunk. Not that have but I know some people who have. Just sayin lol
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[x MadMAX DIESEL]

so he got up.....whooped his peter out.....and just let this girl have it? were those 8 drinks he had double shots of jack back to back?

Wohhhaa lol I just read the link title (phone doesnt want to open the link) did he really do that?
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[Dirtymaxx03]

yeah pretty much. got up, walked up 5 rows, and pissed on a little girls leg.

 

[JMK777]

wow that drunk kid just f-ed his life for a while

 

[ChevyDieselLLY]

yea my wife told me about this. i would have killed him if that was my daughter.

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

seriously. i woulda ear holed em with a right hook from a dead sprint

 

[The Neens]

Violence isn't the answer...I woulda eaten some cabbage and dried apricots, washed 'em down with some prune juice, then schat on his face while he was passed out...Eye for an eye

 

[McRat]

What really sucks is that I'm been trying to come up with a punchline for that all day.

Guess I'm losing my touch.

I wonder if the reason he's in trouble is because only the TSA is supposed piss on the passengers. Naw.

In First Class, we'll bring a Coach passenger up for you to piss on so you don't have to get up. Errr...

Drawing a blank here.

 

[Dirtymaxx03]

flying has turned into a fetish game....first you're molested, then you're pee'd on, then you finally get off.



close but needs to be worded differently

 

[Mike L.]

Violence isn't the answer...I woulda eaten some cabbage and dried apricots, washed 'em down with some prune juice, then schat on his face while he was passed out...Eye for an eye

What out for the brown eye.:happy2:

 

[McRat]

Update:

The Whiz Kid was a member of the US Ski Team.

"Was" is significant ...