Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work
It's an incentive to show up.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
Employees tell management what they think not what management want to hear.
It incourages car pooling.
Increase job satifaction, cause if you have a bad job you dont care.
It eliminates vacations as people would rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees look better.
It makes the cafeteria look better.
Bosses are more likly to hand out raises when they are waisted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
Employees work later as there is no need to relax at the bar.
It makes everyone more open with there ideas.
Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on there lunch break.
Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
Sitting "bare *ss" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross"
Not having to worry about your wife being mad at you when you come home wasted - it's your job!
Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.
It's an incentive to show up.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
Employees tell management what they think not what management want to hear.
It incourages car pooling.
Increase job satifaction, cause if you have a bad job you dont care.
It eliminates vacations as people would rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees look better.
It makes the cafeteria look better.
Bosses are more likly to hand out raises when they are waisted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
Employees work later as there is no need to relax at the bar.
It makes everyone more open with there ideas.
Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on there lunch break.
Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
Sitting "bare *ss" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross"
Not having to worry about your wife being mad at you when you come home wasted - it's your job!
Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.
