1. We admitted we were powerless over diesel smoke — that our trucks had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Turbo greater than stock could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our boost up and increase fueling as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our modifications.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our dyno sheets and timeslips.
6. Were entirely ready to have God and Common Rail Injection increase our HP and drop our ET's.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our speed limiter.
8. Made a list of all Cummins and Powerstrokes we had raced, and became willing to give them a rematch.
9. Made direct rematches to such trucks wherever possible, except when to do so would just make them cry like little beetchs.
10. Continued to adjust our tuning and setup and when we ran slow, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through tuning and rail pressure to improve our Horsepower as we understood it, praying only for a Cummins in the next lane to whip and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these spankings decided to stay Duramax for life.
2. Came to believe that a Turbo greater than stock could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our boost up and increase fueling as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of our modifications.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our dyno sheets and timeslips.
6. Were entirely ready to have God and Common Rail Injection increase our HP and drop our ET's.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our speed limiter.
8. Made a list of all Cummins and Powerstrokes we had raced, and became willing to give them a rematch.
9. Made direct rematches to such trucks wherever possible, except when to do so would just make them cry like little beetchs.
10. Continued to adjust our tuning and setup and when we ran slow, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through tuning and rail pressure to improve our Horsepower as we understood it, praying only for a Cummins in the next lane to whip and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these spankings decided to stay Duramax for life.
