100% ?

turbo-max

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Aug 9, 2006
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THIS IS A STRICTLY MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT. IT GOES LIKE THIS....


WHAT MAKES 100%? WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%?

EVER WONDER ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THEY ARE GIVING MORE THAN 100%??

WE'VE ALL BEEN TO THOSE MEETINGS WHERE SOMEONE WANTS TO GIVE MORE....

HOW ABOUT 103%? WHAT EXACTLY MAKES UP 100% IN LIFE??


HERE'S A LITTLE MATHEMATICAL FORMULA THAT MAY HELP YOU ANSWER THAT QUESTION:

IF:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

THEN:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

AND

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

BUT

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND LOOK HOW FAR ASS KISSING WILL TAKE YOU....

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

THEREFORE;

ONE CAN CONCLUDE WITH MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY THAT

WHILE HARD WORK AND KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE,

AND ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE, IT'S BULLSHIT AND

ASS KISSING THAT WILL PUT YOU OVER THE TOP!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 

Rhall

Old Skooler
Aug 12, 2006
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THIS IS A STRICTLY MATHEMATICAL VIEWPOINT. IT GOES LIKE THIS....


WHAT MAKES 100%? WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO GIVE MORE THAN 100%?

EVER WONDER ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THEY ARE GIVING MORE THAN 100%??

WE'VE ALL BEEN TO THOSE MEETINGS WHERE SOMEONE WANTS TO GIVE MORE....

HOW ABOUT 103%? WHAT EXACTLY MAKES UP 100% IN LIFE??


HERE'S A LITTLE MATHEMATICAL FORMULA THAT MAY HELP YOU ANSWER THAT QUESTION:

IF:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

THEN:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

AND

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

BUT

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND LOOK HOW FAR ASS KISSING WILL TAKE YOU....

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

THEREFORE;

ONE CAN CONCLUDE WITH MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY THAT

WHILE HARD WORK AND KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE,

AND ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE, IT'S BULLSHIT AND

ASS KISSING THAT WILL PUT YOU OVER THE TOP!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Couldnt have been said better.:D
 

Kat

Wicked Witch of the West
Aug 2, 2006
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

How that saying go ass you piss off today might the one your kissing tomorrow?:eek: